In their launch episode, Mitch (aka Mugs) and Doug (aka Dodge) briefly intro Real Chalk (0:00-1:50), preview the Australian Open with some strange quarantine theoreticals, a little “buy it or short it” and “who ya got” featuring the Djoker, Vika Azarenka, and some of our favorite Aussies (1:51-36:30), then close it out with a “mystery segment” where they invent new rules and reveal an existential threat to the sport of tennis (36:31-54:46).